Well, in bristol i’ve seen at least three places which advertise massages but based on the ‘discrete’ entrance advertised and the blacked out windows i’d wager they do a bit more than massage. You’ll see the entire spectrum of infidelity from flirting to full on long term affairs, use of sex workers and one night stands. A spouse getting a happy ending massage and hiding it from you qualifies as …

Like, are these even a real thing? Do people really get these? Or is it just some weird tv/movie joke. Has anybody here really had one? Archived post. Unless you're going to a kinda shady place, you shouldn't expect a happy ending. If that's what you're looking for, hire an escort to give you a massage and then blow you.

Archived post. Unless you're going to a kinda shady place, you shouldn't expect a happy ending. If that's what you're looking for, hire an escort to give you a massage and then blow you. One time i asked for the happy ending at a massage and they just gave me a smiley face sticker on the reciept