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How common, *really*, are happy ending massages? Like, are these even a real thing? Do people really get these?

Has anybody here really had one? Archived post. Best massage in nyc? Thousand options of all types. Need a massage that's going to make me forget i have a corporeal form. Where would you go? This isn't a metaphor.

Need a massage that's going to make me forget i have a corporeal form. Where would you go? This isn't a metaphor. No happy endings. Is it just me or are there a ton of massage parlor brothels in charlotte, they aren’t even trying to be inconspicuous about it. And then i ask for the happy ending at what appears to be the end of the massage and so she gives me a goddamn smiling emoji sticker on my receipt. Then i take my oily, injured body home and jerk off to … I’ve never gotten a massage before and i was looking at places while trying to be budget conscious. A lot of places have curtains around the window and a lit neon sign. Supposedly these are “happy … Unless you're going to a kinda shady place, you shouldn't expect a happy ending. If that's what you're looking for, hire an escort to give you a massage and then blow you.

And then i ask for the happy ending at what appears to be the end of the massage and so she gives me a goddamn smiling emoji sticker on my receipt. Then i take my oily, injured body home and jerk off to … I’ve never gotten a massage before and i was looking at places while trying to be budget conscious. A lot of places have curtains around the window and a lit neon sign. Supposedly these are “happy … Unless you're going to a kinda shady place, you shouldn't expect a happy ending. If that's what you're looking for, hire an escort to give you a massage and then blow you.

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Supposedly these are “happy … Unless you're going to a kinda shady place, you shouldn't expect a happy ending. If that's what you're looking for, hire an escort to give you a massage and then blow you.