And then i ask for the happy ending at what appears to be the end of the massage and so she gives me a goddamn smiling emoji sticker on my receipt. Then i take my oily, injured body home and jerk off to … How common, *really*, are happy ending massages?

Do people really get these? Or is it just some weird tv/movie joke. Has anybody here really had one? Archived post. Unless you're going to a kinda shady place, you shouldn't expect a happy ending. If that's what you're looking for, hire an escort to give you a massage and then blow you.

Unless you're going to a kinda shady place, you shouldn't expect a happy ending. If that's what you're looking for, hire an escort to give you a massage and then blow you.